Friday, March 30, 2012

Andrew says...

Well, as you all know, my wonderful BF talks in his sleep. I decided to post a few of his night-time comments for you all to enjoy also. Here we go:

A: I thing you do you wish you could all do?
K: ???
A: It's a robot test.
K: ???
A: Mine is fly.

A: It's not January. It's not my birthday.

A: I'll sing you the happy song if you really want me to.

A: Snuggle me! After this we'll turn it off.
(note: nothing was on as it was 3am.)

A: Don't get the squeaky animals. You have to get a new one.

explanation for the next one: our downstairs neighbor smokes on his patio and periodically the smell wafts up into our apt.
A: smells like burned popcorn
K: no, that's cigarettes
A: Oh. Is that OK with you?

explanation: Sometimes I say strange things just to get him started and see what will come out of his mouth.
A: Have a good day, OK?
K: it is night time. Dream about ostritches tonight.
A: I always do.
K: Really? Ostritches?
A: I like them. They stick their head in the dirt.

This is my nightly amusement. :)